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31st July 2012

Photoset reblogged from Welcome to Wonderland. with 380,261 notes

sifu-psychedelic-sand-wich:

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jarvisinthetardis:

So according to Victoria’s Secret I can love my body if my waist is the size my thigh currently is, if I am 5’ 9”, if I have long slightly wavy brown or blonde hair, and if I am either white or one very specific shade of brown. Thanks for that, I’ll log that away.

don’t forget all the victoria’s secret girls are all very shiny

haha they ARE shiny!

Tagged: when you look at the images separatly there's not much therewhen you look at them together the bottom one is so much more beautifuli look at that one and I can see myself standing there all hot piece of ass in my underwear my hair blowing in the wind 'cause i'm worth itand maybe it's maybelline but i was probably born with it so suck thatthe one on the top is disgustingif you look like that kudos and i won't say you're not beautiful because everyone isbut that is not an accurate representation of women at all

Source: consultingmongoose